I don't know which one you want.. Watching Devi grow up with Mohan and Nalini feels like papercuts and pinpricks for Ben.But when Devi loses a father and becomes a kindred spirit,Ben gains the thing he always wanted most: a dad. Tony is still up, working on his tablet in bed, sprawled with his feet poking out from beneath the silky covers. I thought it was just a month and three weeks., Nope, she says and somehow manages to get behind the Captain, driving him to the floor with a well-aimed kick to the back of his knees. Steve looks a little scandalized again, and even Nat's arched an eyebrow, but Tony waves them off. The other just rolls his eyes. Natasha clinks her bottle with Clint's. Then: Wait so what about when you're not drunk anymore?. The college drunk party's favourite, beside beer pong and Quarters. Peter almost screamed, but in his dazed state (caused by the worried MJ) he didn't do anything, just let his friend roll up his oversized sleeve to reveal muscles and A giant cut, from his elbow towards his shoulder. Or why Clint knows about shipping. Flash They had just won another championship, a regionals this time. Okay? Abe ringed the bell. Peter smiled, he never knew this. Is it just in a suit, or on a suit as well?. That's what Clint's picked up, at least, never actually having gone himself. Okay! Ben goes to a Clippers game with both Howard and Devi. Go team go. "How?" Ned "You're the worse Clint" Peter said. Tony brightens considerably at that. He grips her leg and she lets herself fall to the ground, where they resume their wrestling match. Before they started, they all agreed to not let the game get sexual as there was a child present. 'I want to be referee!' Ned shook his head, as if to say; 'No, don't do this, jeez Pete! "Never have I ever gotten drunk," Uncle Steve says and everyone takes a drink. Anyone we know? Clint snorts. Tony stood up exasperated lay and put up his fists. "Who are you and how did you get past FRIDAY?" Main Characters as of right now are Kate and Clint. "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." How long have Tony and I been dating? Tony's right behind him, wearing one of Clint's t-shirts, and Clint's wearing Tony's sweatpants. Betty ringed the bell. Why dont we start with the youngest and move clockwise in a circle? 'Course you can. No joke, no leering, no inappropriate comment. Right! Course it is. All of the Avengers and Wade took a shot or for Wade, a sip of a juice box. MJ walked in wearing a fancy dress. And how you've managed to get him onto your side in nearly every single dispute since., Tony tries to look hurt, although he's doing a shit job at it, one hand dramatically resting against his chest in a who, me? G'niiiiight, guys. I don't know if that makes me gay or something else.. His body's pleasantly loose and post-orgasm sore, Tony is a heavy but welcome weight on him, and they haven't said a word since Tony dragged them back into the bedroom. I WAS BORED SO DON'T KILL ME FOR THE RANDOMNESS PLEASE "So," asked Natasha. Yeah, well that is what I am thinking right now. Please stop talking, Steve says, calm even if the tips of his ears are tinged pink. Bruce leaves his glass on the floor huh, looks like Tony was the exception to a rule, then and then everyone's looking at Cap. There are still strings. She'll kick his ass on the next training, but that's cool. It was, Steve says softly. And horny. (Blame his spider-side). "Never Have I Ever had a girlfriend." I dunno, man. D'nt care. Right, Tony says and drapes himself over Clint. You have reached the end of "Never Have I Ever". Remember the toast?, Ouff! Steve goes to the floor, but turns around immediately, just as Natasha tries to knee him in the back. I'm really sorry, Clint says, and promptly squirms back under the covers when he remembers that he's still naked. 'Unreasonable asshole' is kind of my personality description. He frowns. Tony looks baffled, maybe? So when I was first turned immortal, this guy name Francis locked me in this thing so I set it on fire. He was never robbed, but the other he had dealt his fair share with them, just never as the victim. "Never have I ever met Tony Stark." Before Tony can open his mouth to reveal his secret, Natasha sighs. Never have I ever hated a game more - Archive of Our Own What could possibly go wrong, right?. He stumbles forwards and clutches Clint's door frame to keep upright. Thor chuckles and the two of them fist-bump. Please proceed!. #captainamerica What she didn't expect, however, was to catch the eye of a devilishly handsome ex-Russian assassin with a metal arm and a desperate need to be loved. He's clearly forgotten where it is, so the chances are big that he'll jump someone else unsuspecting. 5 Times The Avengers Broke the Internet and the 1 Time Stony Won The Bet, 2 Times Peter Was Almost Killed and 1 Time Peter and Clint Had 1 Thing In Common, 10 Times An Avenger Picked Him Up From School + 1 Time Tony Did. "Is that true, referee M Jee?" He was excited to be able to drink legally and stuff it he was more excited to celebrate with the Avengers. "Never have I ever been electrocuted," Danny says and everyone but Aunt May, T'challa, and he take a drink. Okay, I suggest we go clock-wise with people asking questions, and I suggest that I start, since seriously, you guys. Rhodeys clothes were so much comfier than mine! I'm so awesome it hurts sometimes.. She waved at them. I travel because I'm awesome, Tony says. Tony, stop being judgemental. Lifted Mjlnir" Wanda said. Sort of. Are you still mad about the thing?. Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle and Peter are both obnoxious to their Feelings. He looks up at Clint when he comes; grins. #pp #watty2019. It's a little cute and a lot sad, and Clint sighs when he realizes that he's going to accept Tony's invitation. No chance there. His hand's on Clint's hip now, and draws circles with rough fingertips. You really were serious when you labeled Clint an affectionate drunk, weren't you? Bruce says to Natasha, and Clint giggles. That's pretty much it. He thinks for a moment. as well as He makes sure that his lips are wrapped around the spout, and he knows Tony's watching. It's not about lying, Bruce explains. Nah, you heard Steve. Will Peter and Maya get a happy ending? including: "Ouch" she groaned quietly into her pregnancy pillow, trying not to wake Paxton and reach towards the night stand to grab her phone and check the time 4:45 A.M. No. Peter Parker One Shots - Never Have I Ever - Wattpad #hulk (Then again, Thor usually looks delighted.) set in senior year, following canon season 3 (and assuming that ben and devi get together after it.). I'm not great at relationships, Clint, Tony murmurs when they pull back for air. Badly. Steve Rogers/ Captain America Peter had never been drunk before, and now that he knew how quick his metabolism had cleaned his blood of the intoxicating stuff, he wasn't afraid anymore to take a drink with the team now and then. If there are limits, the fun's gone. When Clint wakes the next morning, cotton-mouthed and heavy with a pounding hangover-headache, there's a dick poking into his ass. Everyone grabs a drink and the junior team in scolded because we are trying to get the alcoholicdrinks, not like it could affect me anyways. But, one day, Nurse Warner went missing and was never found. And Nat calls Clint the happy drunk, hah. Clint hears someone enter the room, and is awake before said person has the time to get over to the bed. Never Have I Ever, Part 1 Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic - FanFiction.Net "Explain, now. They're just as tall, but Clint has sobriety on his side. Tony laughs, tells him to shut up, and kisses him. Okay, Tony says with a wolfish grin. And why can't he stop looking at Devi. Actually fist-bump. Peter said. Okay. He won't be bothered by it. The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom Relationship: Clint Barton/Tony Stark Characters: Clint Barton Tony Stark Steve Rogers Bruce Banner Thor (Marvel) Natasha Romanov Phil Coulson Additional Tags: Fluff and Crack Never Have I Ever Kissing Drunken Shenanigans Language: English Series: Part 1 of Play a Game Next Work Stats: Published: 2014-05-22 Words: A lot. And because I'm Iron Man.. Should we proceed? Clint starts sneaking into Natasha's room again, and she usually lets him curl up with her, because she knows what horrors lurk in his subconscious. They went back into the elevator. Tony grouses next to him for a few minutes more, until he gives up and shuffles back out. Clint, are you in fact five? Tony says, but he looks impressed. Thor brings a keg a fucking wooden keg, ladies and gentlemen to the floor, and cracks open the lid. Damn, I was so sure, Tony says and taps his finger against his chin. So after a mission, I y'know.. You didn't tell me this!" Tony, Peter, Natasha, Clint, and Bucky all drank. Tony sighs again, dramatically, and glances over at Clint to look for a reaction. But now he has a girlfriend who picked him and his parents are speaking to him somewhat regularly. Because because the strings! Never have I ever taken it up the ass. And he grins, all teeth and glee, as the rest of the team groan in exasperation. Seriously Tony? Gotta do what you gotta do to survive, Clint ducked his head, examining his drink to avoid eye contact. Goddamn it, Tony, Bruce sighs. See, that's not playing fair, Barton. Now it's my turn.". It's all right, Tony says and pats his forearm. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. Also, English isn't my native language, so if there are any grammar or spelling mistakes, please comment! You peed on his suit? Steve asks, and sounds half gleeful and half scandalized. It made that particular shade of blue safe in Clint's mind again. They were with the mob anyway, they could afford a little lost food., I admire your choice in which establishment to stiff, Tony pointed at Wanda. Of course Spider-Man is a klutz, Sam rolled his eyes good-naturedly. This is a game, but we can't break the rules.. Pepper would know what to do. All stories posted remain the property of their respective authors; He looks up at the clock. Not even a little? comes Tony's voice, sulking. Okay, that's it, Clint says, because seriously, the guy looks like a puppy. After missions, when they need to get rid of some excess adrenaline and energy. What? Yep. Clint nods. I can go without the Other Guy making an entrance., The things I do for science, Tony says and blows Bruce a kiss. Tony?. Yeah, okay, no. "Are you sure there's nothing you'd like to say Petey?" Mmm, he likes the smell of whisky. "What! Tony winces. Her locks dangle. Natasha plays with the label on her bottle. Who made you talk? Clint asks, because Tony is drunk all the time and he's never awkwardly confessed his feelings or anything before, which Clint will get right on having conflicted thoughts about that in a second, he just needs to finish up here first. 25 Feb/23. Eaten a cheeseburger really? Tony snarks. Peter grumbled. The hotel room, which had been quite nosy before, was now completely silent. Right., Really, Cap? Tony grimaces. Clint blinks and looks at the ceiling, but the AI stays silent. Tony, Rhodey, Clint, and Natasha all drank. I was sleeping. #tomhollandspeterparker. My homework was in the building " Matt explained. 's is the best bed ever., Finally Tony's face cracks into an amused, drunken smile. Plus, the whole team probably wants to know whether Steve's actually a virgin or not. Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Disclaimer: the MCU and its characters are not mine. Yeah, you're fucking hilarious, Stark. Clint pushes him onto his bed, gently, and starts unbuttoning Tony's dark-red shirt. Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 52, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover Everyone stared at Peter for a solid five seconds. We should get on that, then. All I have now is the next two weeks of community service and all that. Proceed at the risk of your sanity. 'kay, Clint says, sensing the opportunity to stay; which means he doesn't need to get dressed again, and then fumble for his own room. Fancy that., What? I'm a weak, weak man., Clint smiles, but it feels odd on his face, and the last two months suddenly spin through his head to add an uncomfortable amount of evidence. Me? Clint looks over at him. You can't do that!" Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Clint rolls his eyes and tugs Tony's shirt off. Then Peter took a shot. Peter said slowly, avoiding everyone's eyes and looking down at his empty shot glass instead. Clint's stomach does a weird little tumble that Clint is definitely not going to analyze later, and he folds his arms and keeps his eyes on the screen. Better?. 3. Ask Pepper. Clint feels safe and warm and a little loved, which is pretty much his peak moment when he's drunk. One thing was clear. Sam, youre up!, Never have I everdone butt stuff in the bedroom. I steal Ned and Tonys clothes. or The world might know the Avengers as heroes but what's reall. Bad luck more than anything. Man, Clint loves it when the Captain goes all 'shouldn't approve of this but I do' on them. I'm no longer writing these, I do not take requests, and it's rare I even log into this account. Alright, Tony said, because of course he would take charge of anything alcohol related, everyone have a drink? Steve, Bucky and Sam were on one of the sofas, Bucky being leaned on by a straight-faced Sam who refused to move and ended up giving up, digging an elbow in the man's back as a petty revenge. Peter decides to host a reality show for the Avengers as Tony's Intern and it goes as well as you expect. Guy's gotta have a fucking death wish to sneak up on Clint while he's sleeping, the fuck. No! Tell your friends about this story - short address https://tthf.me/Xlw4. Please consider turning it on! Tony is a terrible influence on everything ever. Missions? Steve asks, smiling, and Clint and Nat both nod. And then adds, as an afterthought, pre-serum, by the way. Supposedly Loki was visiting an old ally but Thor and Bruce had shared a look, knowing exactly who the god of mischief was talking about. They're all pretty smashed at this point, save for Bruce (who's going easy on the good stuff) and Cap (whose ridiculous metabolism has already blown through all the alcohol he's consumed, rendering him annoyingly sober, in Clint's opinion), but Natasha doesn't lose all her composure and walls when she's drunk, unlike other people. Quit whining and drink up you perv, was all Rhodey said in answer. as well as Its a honest to goodness benvi modern shakespeare au without the random plotting cousin. Sowhat was the object? Bucky smirked. It's not needed; the genius does a fucking smashing job by himself, and Clint can't be bothered to give any shits. The game has not ended yet, has it?, Oh no, not by far! Tony says. No chickening out, Barton, Tony says as he flops down between Clint and Thor. I say putting my hands in the air defensive. Good. Does anyone have any good Spider-Man fanfics or time travel avengers Unless you want to tap that, obviously, in which hey, I applaud that. Avengers: Age of Ultron: completed One shot with our favorite trickster will usually revolve around an OC. There is a mentioning of an injury, but it is not too descriptive. I thought we'd made up.. It's blueberry, his favorite. Yeah, let's not, Clint murmurs back and doesn't miss the way Tony's smile widens. Peter worries too much about his secrets, and Ned doesn't worry at all. When he does, he brushes the warm body next to him, which oooh, really warm. Paxton dealing with the break-up in season 3. Clint closes his eyes and lets his head fall back against the wall. It's warm, a couple of degrees warmer than Tony's body temperature, and Clint reaches out now to splay his hand over it. Which is, Clint muses, exactly what he is. Anyway, I told everyone we could meet up at seven-ish, get some food, Tony says and waves his hand in a circle for Clint doesn't know, maybe emphasis. He doesn't want to linger on that thought, but he does. Can I just crash here? He grimaces at the awkward phrasing, but Tony nods and scoots over. Tough mission? Tony says and glances at the bandage covering Clint's shoulder. Then again, Tony is equipped with a curiosity almost as big as his ego, and although people like Thor love boasting about their life and their past battles, Clint knows it's killing Tony to know so little about Natasha and Clint's pasts. Hmmm, Tony says before popping a few pieces of colored candy into his mouth. Peter, Tony, Clint, and Rhodey all drank. LOKI BABYSITS PETEY (+ EVERYONE ELSE I GUESS), THE LEVEL RED INTERNS (Slight Spideypool), 5 TIMES PETER HELPED THE AVENGERS (+1 TIME THEY HELPED HIM), LIFE GOES ON WITHOUT THEM [ENDGAME SPOILERS], A GHOST OF THE PAST [+ A/N ANNOUNCEMENT AT THE END], CONFINED TO A WHEELCHAIR (FOR LIKE A FEW WEEKS, CHILL), LET ME FALL (REQUESTED PART TWO) [TRIGGER WARNING], IS THE NEW ARM THAT NOTICEABLE? Home again by CadenceIX, a good post endgame story with a less than ideal situation for peter as his friends have all aged up. Clint and Tony (and the team) get drunk, fall into bed together, fall out of it, and fall back in again. And today, he saw Jessica at school too, so he was ecstatic about that too. Tony, Natasha snaps. Thank you, she says and takes it, before turning her head towards Tony. My turn. All the hero worship around Captain America, someone was bound to try to tap that whether you showed interest or not.. Not that he were in any danger for any of those questions. Now he had had three shots, like the rest of the team. The Defenders (Netflix Marvel Universe) Loki Avengers: completed A small part of his mind had noticed how neither Sally nor MJ had put down their fingers. It's your choice., Yeah, but Tony makes an annoyed sound and rolls over so he's facing Clint. He doesn't drink; everyone else does even Thor. Never have I ever gotten drunk before 11am.". Never Have I Ever-Avengers Edition Prompt: After a very tiring mission, the Avengers decide to play "Never Have I Ever" What could happen? Two months, just about, Natasha says and twists to jab an elbow in Steve's side before ducking to avoid a fist in the face. Matt said. " Right, yeah, that makes me feel a lot better, Tony huffs, but he doesn't move away. Yeahlets just move on from Peters apparent sluttiness Tony motioned to Natasha. He even puts a hand on Steve's shoulder and squeezes. He laughs, and gives Peter a devilish grin. Im not judging your choice in venue.. Guardians: What if Harry Potter had a big sister? #scarletwitch There certainly wasn't a lot of it in the circus; only a couple of times with Barney and the older kids, mostly just as a ploy for Clint's brother to get laid. #wanda Well, there you go. Tony's fingers trace a scar on Clint's lower back; stray bullet, Prague. This is going to be so awesome, you guys, he babbles, and don't worry because I totally wasn't going for shawarma this time, I mean I really like it, and I know Thor and Steve do, but Barton, you've got that thing that you get because of Agent and I get it, so we'll just get some pizza or something wait, how do you feel about Greek? "Really?" Clint does a mental double-take, one Tony wouldn't be able to see even if he was stone-cold sober. I mean, ask anyone. He mumbles something into Clint's skin that sounds like evil assassin douchebag agent man and Clint only laughs more. Clint rolls his eyes. Was it Bucky Barnes? It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. And no, no, Clint really doesn't want to, so he whines until he gets a finger in the ribs, and then he groans and rolls over so he can see the ceiling swirl slowly in an counter-clockwise direction. How will she react? It's my choice whether to tell the details or not.. Really? Steve says, barely winded, kicking Natasha in the stomach, but she twists enough that it barely grazes her. Six minutes. Tony purses his lips. Clint shifts his stance; it's not fidgeting, he tells himself firmly, especially when Tony's too drunk to notice. Lindsay's bitching at her sister already and they're only in the preliminary round; she's going down. Okay so this guy called Adrian Toomes was going to steal from Mr. Starks jet -the one that was suppose to be moving the stuff to the new tower. I have an ally! "Fine. Soft-as-silk cotton, cool and fresh under him, smelling faintly of vanilla and laundry detergent. #starktower ! They all seemed to collectively cry. Tony's so goddamn pitiful like this, and a strange sort of adorable, and when he gives up, he grumbles and just slumps forward a little, hiding his face in the crook of Clint's shoulder. Wouldn't you like to know? Clint says easily and takes another swig of Tony's Jim Beam. and Flash was looking a bit, what was it? He's got his own floor, but it's just too fucking far right now, and he's feeling lazy. He didn't want to think about it. Nine pair of eyes looked at him. I'd like there to be not running, please. So why does she keep freezing up when he touches her? She takes a picture and texts it to her group chat with Eleanor, Fabiola, and Aneesa: our last brain cells, she captions it. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, though, which is why Clint doesn't like playing it. He manages to wrangle Tony out of his clothes without much interruption, only a quiet Make-up sex? that Clint doesn't even bother to address. I haven't been there since I was a kid.. Sometimes you have to do illegal things, Natasha said demurely. Yall nasty, Sam shook his head. Oh, now you have to tell, Barton. I am. Then he looks contemplative. This is the good stuff. "Why would you ever put a planting pot on your head?" Kidding?, No no, Tony says, sounding far away, shaking his head slowly. Oh yeaaah. After a long mission in Russia, consisting of the entire team taking down a Hydra wannabe, the Avengers sat down in the lounging area to relax. She said, smiling. Yesh. "Peter BenjaminParker-Stark! Army issue underwear doesnt really hold up to battle conditions. 's r'lly good, 'Tasha.. There are ships? Thor says and looks around, dropping his mug. Bucky, Nat, and Wanda took shots. The Avengers and team red were play never have I ever but it was the drinking version. Peter wished he could have said that. Steve flinches and opens his mouth to presumably apologize or some bullshit, but Clint's already on his feet and stumbling over (whoa, yeah, this whiskey's kicking nicely) before half-falling onto the Captain. Shit. That's the great thing about being two guys who like to have sex a lot: they get to, well, have sex a lot. You said that last night too.. The room was silent for a moment and few flinched when Tony flipped the coffee table. Surprisingly not only did Steve and Bucky take a shot, but so did Peter, though he tried to hide it. How will she react? Nazi, Steve says. That. And it was for science, Bruce says to Steve, if you wondered. Natasha's mouth quirks upwards in what, on a lesser person's face, would constitute as a fond smile. We are to speak untruth? Thor asks, frowning at this new turn of events. We all sit down in the living room and wait for Danny to take charge even if I was the leader of the junior team and Uncle Steve was the leader of the seniorteam. "Never have I ever been awake for longer than 48 hours," Rohdey says and everyone but Aunt May takes a drink. Nice. Enjoy! Never have I ever repurposed a common household item into a sex toy, then needed medical assistance because I had a foreign object stuck inside me, Tony cried. (but they still needed to stay at an hotel) and since Mr. Harrington was probably in his room calling his wife, they could do what they wanted. What the HELL?' It's after one of Clint's undercover missions, three days of playing nice and hiding in plain sight before he could get where he needed and take out the people he should. Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. "Never Have I Ever had a girlfriend." Said Sam. I'm not great at relationships. Now. And the hand immediately retreats along with an annoyed huff from its owner. and other people I can't remember right now. Uncle Steve mocks himself and we all laugh. "Huh, next," I say and take a drink for fun. What? she said, voicing the thoughts of her fellow teammates, who looked at Peter with horror. Self explanatory but he is a Stark in all of them wether biological or adopted thought most of the time it will be adopted. Cindy was laughing too, laying on the floor, her head in her hands and elbows underneath, so she could still see everyone. It was obviously not a good idea to play 'never have I ever' with his slightly drunk AcaDec team, but Ned had insisted he should join, especially cause; you were recently stabbed, man, you can't even go out even if you wanted to!' When they managed to get control of themselves- after about five minutes of uncontrollable laughter, Clint wiped away his tears and said, ok, ok, my turnnever have I ever googled sex addiction!. #infinity Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. By the time it got to Sam, he decided to tease Steve and Bucky a little more by saying "Never have I ever had a boyfriend.". Come oooon, he says now, and waggles his eyebrows in a seductive way that is about as sexy as the thought of Fury wearing a banana hammock. He lets it go. What, you think I'd voluntarily talk to you about this? Same as Steve- dirt poor in the 30s, was all Bucky said. I just had a shit handler once; treated me like the dirt under his shoe. Ever wondered what it would be like to date one of Earth's mightiest heros? You go ahead, Tony, Steve says, and somehow manages not to sound condescending.

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