Lola I wish they would all go back to where they came from. All the reasons why people are attracted to the area would make a much longer list. Joe Fernandez I am planning on moving to Miami next November. $100,000 Yearly. and no we are not in a hurry. Thats why these rags have transmogrified this city in a rats nest. } Then from that day,our relationship was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a spell caster DR benedict. Sincerely, A PROUD AMERICAN and educated Miamian native, or Miamense. People in Miami live at home until theyre, like, dead. Contractor. Im from Miami and find this hilarious. Or being stuck inside due to some monsoon rain, because once it starts raining there, it rains alllll day.. Then starts again the next day. Support company's philosophy and company culture through the use of "The Biltmore Legend" on says: This gave me a good laugh, although if I didnt also speak sarcasm, Id be pissed. HG When most outsiders hear where I live, I always hear how lucky I am. var output = ''; A communist. I look around. never. If it did, there would be a mass exodus out of Florida. //]]> Im sorry but English should be first except perhaps in a very ethnic hood. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; A majority figure on par with those bastions of diversity Tulsa and Salt Lake City. var output = ''; I can only agree with about 40% of this article. Giovanni else output += unescape(l[i]); Miami is fun, if its for you, stay, if not just move on and let those who love it enjoy what they have. says: I appreciate all of these kinds of posts, not necessarily because theyre accurate (though they are at least partially all true), but because if it does in fact get people to reconsider moving here, then Im all for it. I have seen the rest of the world and it pales in comparison to Miami. Did I take a shot at Jews, how horribly non-politically correct I have become. says: Hello every body. says: Another transient friend of mine has the perfect expression - South Florida is an experiment to see how long warm weather makes bullshit okay. says: As a Miamian born and raised I can say this is SPOT ON! Miami: The Superficial Capital of the World (fit in, how much But we have every single ethnic background, right here in this beautiful city. The same can be said for the rest of the country, too. No money in the world will never make you forget your wretched past from the sunken island called Cuba. //';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 111';l[9]=' 111';l[10]=' 104';l[11]=' 97';l[12]=' 121';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 101';l[15]=' 108';l[16]=' 112';l[17]=' 109';l[18]=' 101';l[19]=' 116';l[20]=' 110';l[21]=' 111';l[22]=' 105';l[23]=' 116';l[24]=' 117';l[25]=' 108';l[26]=' 111';l[27]=' 115';l[28]=' 114';l[29]=' 101';l[30]=' 104';l[31]=' 103';l[32]=' 105';l[33]=' 72';l[34]='>';l[35]='\"';l[36]=' 109';l[37]=' 111';l[38]=' 99';l[39]=' 46';l[40]=' 111';l[41]=' 111';l[42]=' 104';l[43]=' 97';l[44]=' 121';l[45]=' 64';l[46]=' 101';l[47]=' 108';l[48]=' 112';l[49]=' 109';l[50]=' 101';l[51]=' 116';l[52]=' 110';l[53]=' 111';l[54]=' 105';l[55]=' 116';l[56]=' 117';l[57]=' 108';l[58]=' 111';l[59]=' 115';l[60]=' 114';l[61]=' 101';l[62]=' 104';l[63]=' 103';l[64]=' 105';l[65]=' 72';l[66]=':';l[67]='o';l[68]='t';l[69]='l';l[70]='i';l[71]='a';l[72]='m';l[73]='\"';l[74]='=';l[75]='f';l[76]='e';l[77]='r';l[78]='h';l[79]='a ';l[80]='<'; As for Southern California, the people are rude, conceited and have no topic of conversation aside from their Body Mass Indexand your beaches are a rocky piece of shit. My neighbor (maybe Matt, who knows) is in same time crawling out from his apt, bitching: I cant stand it anymore, its so hot, its humid. Miami is full of thieves and cheats. 11. In the government too. Restaurants are plentiful, and the food from grocery stores is varied seasonally and brought here from all over the world. Lizzie Afterall isnt that TV series Burn Notice based in Miami? var l=new Array(); No English at Mcdonalds, even in Miami. says: Anywhere in Georgia is far more American than Miami. By rule when a Cuban is an employer or business owner that is an immediate red flag to NOT make business with them. [CDATA[ says: The articles was hilarious and on point!!!! 5. At that moment, i didnt know if to kill myself or to kill him but the button line is that if i was going to kill anyone it was going to be me because i was so much in love with him to even think of thinking to hurt him. NAJ Im fairly small-framed and grocery aisles are wide enough for 2 carts.. MGD Sure, you can say its better than some deep south, bible belt city, but I spent 20 years in Miami, and the rest of my life traveling and enjoying other, real cities. Here are some facts from someone who has been here for 22 years after living up in NJ for a year.. What part of Miami you live is VERY important like all other big cities.. I live in Los Angeles now, and while it has many big city problems, the brightest people in the city arent hard-headed, no book-reading, $h!t talkers whose view of the world is NARROW. I have a cousin who is my age, and is pre-med. I agree with Matt. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_rtg4IKvKq5').innerHTML = output; says: its all true, those denying are the issue. //]]> Dumbasses - Traffic, and parking is way better than other big cities. I think the only place United States you can do that. Yes, I live in Miami } Many are familiar with the 30-foot-tall Coppertone girl sign which lives in Miamis MiMo district, but not many know that Coppertone was started in Miami in 1944. Miami is just the opposite. When I was in my teens, I thought it was the shit. to my problems. //= 0; i=i-1){ About the Author: Matt Meltzer is a featured columnist at Miami Beach 411. } Ivy League universities. Early- they were 20 minutes LATE. I moved here over 10 years ago, and can tell you, this article is COMPLETELY true. 4. Miami contact: . says: Youre an idiot. glad I left I grew up in Ft. Lauderdale, had the pleasure of spending my college years in Miami at FIU (you know, the REAL University of Miami) and have spent the past two and a half years out of state for grad school (so much for dumb Miamians, huh?). } You must be one of those brilliant intellects who fled horrendous Miami. He apologized and came back to me. 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I hired a private investigator to help find out what was going on. I hope this crybaby isnt still polluting the Miami smog with his dull presence. else output += unescape(l[i]); says: Please bear in mind that most of this was written tongue in cheek (as in, bend over while I pull the corn cob out of your ass, your UPTIGHTED-ness). 15. The Miami Heat will take on the Philadelphia 76ers on 2/27/23. Miami douchebags illegally blocking the only road in the - reddit That same night i showed him the pictures that i got from my private investigator. Go there. says: Great article, but people from Miami are dumb? Which is perfectly fine since I myself am Jewish. I will agree with the vapid and superficial undertones the city offers, because of what it is advertised as to the world. //]]> Long story short, you pack your rotten luggage with you, and wherever you land, you will still be left with you. I will never go back. You can still fulfill I was mad when I noticed that he has reconciled with his old time fiance week after the blew with Mum, I dont want the years that I have spent with him to waste because I knows that he truly love me but my Mum wont allow us to get married. says: This is the most brilliant article Ive read in a while!!! says: I lived here for 23 long years and I will also agree with everything that was written! He apologized and came back to me. Miami would be far better with less diversity. I figured Id be the last one to say some crap like they tell you in a 12-step program (Wherever you go, there you fucking are). And YES!! Watch Now. I finished my ESL (English for adults) and I could do it thanks because I was being supported by parents but not everybody is that lucky, not to mention English education in Miami has really poorly standards and most professors speak Spanish in the middle of the classes ganging up with the Cuban clique. else output += unescape(l[i]); Thats why nobody swallow your statement. an we talk. I was born in raised in Miami Florida. Right now I am the happiest woman on earth for what this great spell caster did for me are apart from that i also control my husband now and my husband love me never before, you can contact him for your on help Dr makuter on any problem in this world, he is very nice man, here is his contact . Books & Books and various other smaller bookstores in Miami have amazing literary clubs and visiting authors. . I was born and raised in Miami, but moved to the Los Angeles at 28 yrs old. every time i read the comments. Miami Dade College normally charge around $1.200 a semester for crappy English. The only thing Ill dispute with Matt is still he prefers Miami over Los Angeles and Newport Beach. Ive noticed some here have tried to disparage him, linking him to places you might feel as inferior. I suggested to take him to South Miami, and they were very impressed. hate much? I know grown men that cannot read or write better than a 10 year old from a literacy focused school district. We are moving to Boston next week. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) //Miami //= 0; i=i-1){ Shoot me an email and Ill let you fill in for me for a week. its the truth and you all hate that. The Irish, roughly contemporary with the Germans but many of whom were unskilled laborers, took a bit longerabout 120 years. (5) if you have any sickness like ( H I V/AIDS ),(CANCER) or any sickness. You can find good and bad anywhere. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_eZWRdgLJ2o').innerHTML = output; And dont plan on leaving. [CDATA[ document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_YgC2ta41Fs').innerHTML = output; You think youre not actually moving to Latin America?? Anthony Some facts you forgot to mention in your article , 1 in 6 Americans is Hispanic. Its all about the way you say it Matt also dont worry the ones living negative comments are those who live here and are the ones who contribute in making maimi like hell.Fact being your not the only one who recieved improper comments from them when it comes to articles about miami. This is mainly because I dont speak fluent Spanish, Portuguese, or Russian. Youre plain bitter. THATS a general complaint in Miami and people (even natives), have to get out of here to northern to find for better opportunities. I have since educated myself (3 degrees later) and moved from Miami and can value what the first generation of Cuban immigrants accomplished. At first i thought it was a lie but i took courage and believed as Great Baba has said and it did happen just as this Great spell caster said, My husband called me and was crying, apologizing for forgiveness. Until you escape and live somewhere else, you cant fully appreciate what a really lousy city it is. Miami is very dumb. says: Jules, I agree with all what you said except for the last part. says: I absolutely LOVE this article, and having lived seven years in Miami before I was able to make my escape, I can say the one good thing about Miami is when you can only see it in your rear view mirror. A lot of the points above are true, however, thats what makes this place so fun. says: Its Miami vs. America. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ Glad Ill be leaving from this fake city. Escape while you can. You say you are industrious, but we all know that when you hear of a successful Cuban it arises suspicious. Therebeljuice29 @ Its not bias You are so spot on. var l=new Array(); There is a wonderful world out there, and the nasty, superficiality of Miami doesnt represent it all. White non latins just are smarter,nicer,more organized and more efficient than latins. It truly is a banana republic and corrupt as hell. It was obviously intended to be humorous, as some have already pointed out. First of all, reality - and your truth are NOT the same thing, and you are mistaken your poor unsubstantiated fantasies of grandiosity that only exists in your rotten mind produced by your low self stem that exhibit all people from the sunken island. Miami Whether it Paris, NYc, LA, Berlin, Moscow, Bogota. At all. // It's not bias.. There are a large number a Euro Trash that have come to make money on investments that have no real interest in contributing to the communities that have stayed here because this is there home. Will you have to deal with water (you know, like rain and stuff) while living in the tropics? Miami International Airport has the most international flights, second only to JFK Airport in NYC. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_NbJketVCE5').innerHTML = output; // says: And again folks, if you are smart, you will put Miami in your rear-view mirror. . var output = ''; There are no jobs here. WebA Miami Beach resident is facing charges amid an ongoing federal investigation centered on the cryptocurrency ATM company that he founded and that investigators reported profited WebDouchebag definition, a small syringe having detachable nozzles for fluid injections, used chiefly for vaginal lavage and for enemas. Each state in the US has a percentage if immigrants, inflow if immigrants, outflow if immigrants and other measures which contribute to representing the diverse cultures of the world. I was born and raised here, I am white, 26 yrs old and I DONT SPEAK SPANISH. This really is the most accurate article about Miami Ive ever read! Even if you wanted to make the arguement that being smart is being academically successful or interested in things related, these people know two languages. [CDATA[ Taco Bells I know a lot of people that have come here for Spring Break or the Winter Music Conference and have decided Miamis the place for them, and while as a business person, I welcome their economic stimulus, it can definitely get annoying when it gets even worse to find parking at the beach or theres more congestion due to traffic accidents from people who havent learned how to properly drive down here. Might want to check your facts before you decide all on your own what is a word or not and actually post it online. After leaving Miami, I lived in a few cities: New York, D.C., Los Angeles and Atlanta. And yes unfortunately I am a Miami as well but at least I agree that I was being disrespectful to you all. says: you forgot to mention the exotic pets in Miami that are different from the Northerners petslike pythons and alligators coming in from the Everglades. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast, Welcome to the Florida Subreddit - the subreddit by, for, and about Alligators, Press J to jump to the feed. This is common knowledge. If you dont like it here, go to Tampa. If its not deep fried or batter dipped, its just gonna be more beef or chicken, with rice and beans and sauces you can find anywhere. But this douche thinks manners are an investment, and when he doesn't collect, he drops you faster than a bad stock. l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 97';l[15]=' 107';l[16]=' 105';l[17]=' 97';l[18]=' 108';l[19]=' 97';l[20]=' 109';l[21]=' 117';l[22]=' 119';l[23]=' 103';l[24]=' 111';l[25]=' 100';l[26]=' 111';l[27]='>';l[28]='\"';l[29]=' 109';l[30]=' 111';l[31]=' 99';l[32]=' 46';l[33]=' 108';l[34]=' 105';l[35]=' 97';l[36]=' 109';l[37]=' 103';l[38]=' 64';l[39]=' 97';l[40]=' 107';l[41]=' 105';l[42]=' 97';l[43]=' 108';l[44]=' 97';l[45]=' 109';l[46]=' 117';l[47]=' 119';l[48]=' 103';l[49]=' 111';l[50]=' 100';l[51]=' 111';l[52]=':';l[53]='o';l[54]='t';l[55]='l';l[56]='i';l[57]='a';l[58]='m';l[59]='\"';l[60]='=';l[61]='f';l[62]='e';l[63]='r';l[64]='h';l[65]='a ';l[66]='<'; University of Miami hires ex-Jets LB as defensive coach Did someone say most people are bilingual. I realize that older men, like dating younger women but when I started seeing older women, doing the same thing Well? >chuckled to myself, Another poor white guy venting about how frustrated he is living in a place that doesnt look and feel like the midwest or dirty south. WebTravel with Miami Beach 411 Today! 14. Heck, I even like Cuban food and Salsa dancing and got a B+ in 12th grade Spanish! IA There is a calling. Miami Lets Speak in general public the language in which constitution was written, lets obey our traffic laws, moreover lets put the end to fraud like Medicaid, welfare and food stamps. SOM People are horrible drivers (generally), and insurance premiums are exorbitant (health, car, and home). (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) Yay! We should do the confederate secession North against south. these racist latins will not hire Blacks,then they hide behind the language requirement,as their discrimination barrier. Frank you could not be any further from the truth. Ive been there enough times that I would like to see how it will be for me on a day to day basis. Florida and California alike are know for strip mall culture and beachy vibes. Walk in south beech and you can easily find drugs. // After 8 years of marriage, my husband left me and left me with our two kids. says: I know what Matt Melzer is up to he knows its getting too crowded, and he wants to make sure nobody else moves here so we have it to ourselves. Miami //

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